Safety Third Fire - Unisex T-Shirt rt_a and Captain Freedom

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but only one mountain range screams Adrian's name at the top of its lungs

Parenting a youth athlete means your entire social calendar got replaced by a vague sense that somebody has to be somewhere by 5:30

Smaller text below reads "LINDALE" and "GEORGIA" on either side

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Safety Third Fire - Unisex T-Shirt rt_a and Captain FreedomRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all