Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Tank Top Baseball CALIFORNIA" with weathered

CALIFORNIA" with weathered

Stanley Spadowski's mop got the last word

" and green text reading "COSTA MESA

Inspired by The Other Guys

holding a red Solo cup in his right hand

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Tank Top Baseball CALIFORNIA" with weatheredParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming