Rollin' Fatties - Unisex T-Shirt vero beach Ordering the Old 96er is

Ordering the Old 96er is less a dinner choice and more a hostage negotiation between Chet's pride and his digestive system

Nobody asked for a soft-shoe routine from the treat most people quietly throw away

Bold white distressed text below reads "HORNY

Smaller angled text lists Ventura Blvd

A small yellow lightning bolt icon anchors the bottom edge

Rollin' Fatties - Unisex T-Shirt vero beach Ordering the Old 96er isFat cats rolling belly up have mastered the art of looking simultaneously boneless and judgmental. Nobody questions their lifestyle choices because the plausible deniability is built right into the fur. The Details: Rounded white groovy bubble text reads "Rollin' Fatties" in a retro 1970s style. A golden orange tabby cat rendered in a vintage screen print illustration style lies belly up with paws in the air, its round body mid roll in a relaxed pose.