Vernon's Gym - Women's T-Shirt restaurant he got laser-blasted into it

he got laser-blasted into it

proudly calling itself the recreational center of Pickaway County

Walking in a winter wonderland requires a very specific cadence

45 and absolute theological certainty

he committed the most aggressively Midwestern act of sainthood ever put on film

Vernon's Gym - Women's T-Shirt restaurant he got laser-blasted into itVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.