Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Bold white block text below

Bold white block text below reads "FORGIVE ME IF I DON'T SHAKE HANDS

Replacing "treat" with "tequila" in a children's phrase took exactly one brain cell and zero shame

gold-brown face with a white mustache

especially when the competition was seated in a circle

flanked by decorative geometric patterning

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Bold white block text belowFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"