Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Hoodie Color:Light Blue Large golden-yellow weathered block text

Large golden-yellow weathered block text reads "BEACH" at the bottom

" with a small orange-red star below

​ Printed on our warm & cozy unisex hoodie (hooded sweatshirt)

featuring the Slice of Life

wearing his traditional hat with a full beard and one eyebrow raised

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Hoodie Color:Light Blue Large golden-yellow weathered block textBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below