I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex T-Shirt 70s Swearing a blood oath over

Swearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties

and decades of Kansas City's storied nightlife

flanked by "AURORA" and "ILLINOIS" on a red and golden-yellow shield

CA • Estd 1996

rendered in high-contrast detail

I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex T-Shirt 70s Swearing a blood oath overLaid to rest is the only version of getting laid that requires zero effort and has a 100% acceptance rate. Eternal unconsciousness might be the most honest relationship status available. The Details: Distressed cream text reads "I WANNA GET LAID" in large arched vintage serif lettering. A green gravestone engraved with "RIP" sits on green grass with fallen leaves, flanked by orange jack o' lanterns and surrounded by orange bats in flight. Small