Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black Enrollment requires only a spear

Enrollment requires only a spear and zero regard for tactical plausibility

Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette

flanked by "ATLANTA

Bold golden-sand text below reads "Be Crazy

A ribbon banner below reads "HOBBS FAMILY FARM

Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black Enrollment requires only a spearKilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal