Moonlight Garden Skating Palace - Springfield, IL - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Los Angeles Ned Ryerson's sales pitch has

Ned Ryerson's sales pitch has a 100% close rate when you're trapped in a time loop with no escape

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A funny design inspired by The Simpsons

Distressed white rounded bubble text reads "INTROVERTS" above "UNITE" in the same groovy 1970s-style lettering

Side effects include self-awareness

Moonlight Garden Skating Palace - Springfield, IL - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Los Angeles Ned Ryerson's sales pitch hasSkating rinks in 1950s Springfield, Illinois put more emotional honesty into a logo than most people put into their wedding vows. The Moonlight Garden Skating Palace is gone, but that girl on roller skates refuses to stop circling the rink. The Details: Red text reading "MOONLIGHT GARDEN" arcs along the left and bottom edge of a circular design outlined in blue. A white crescent moon fills the left side, with a vintage hand drawn woman in a red dress