Balls Deep in Christmas Spirit - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt thanksgiving Ritual killings are just part

Ritual killings are just part of the babysitting handbook when you have zero impulse control

Half the people who see it will make immediate knowing eye contact with you

Distressed white serif text reads "CHAMPION" above "HONG KONG" and "1988" at the base

A hand-drawn illustration depicts Ogre's Dad with gray-white hair

" with a vintage surfer figure integrated into flowing brown cursive script reading "Surf Rider" and teal lowercase retro lettering reading "inn" below

Balls Deep in Christmas Spirit - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt thanksgiving Ritual killings are just partOrnaments hanging that low on a branch are doing exactly what the designer intended, and everybody at the holiday party knows it. The stars scattered around are just there to give your grandmother plausible deniability. The Details: Bold red retro text reads "Balls Deep" above a green pine branch illustration with two distressed red ornament balls hanging from it. Red text reads "in Christmas Spirit" to the right of the ornaments, surrounded by