Your Mom's Bed & Breakfast - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_nothing Hollywood Montrose walks into a

Hollywood Montrose walks into a beige department store like he's headlining his own runway show

and asking if you think he's funny

and it does it without a copay or a waiting list

Knowing exactly when to slide is the whole job description

White text at the bottom reads "5200 DEMPSTER ST

Your Mom's Bed & Breakfast - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_nothing Hollywood Montrose walks into aNaming a bed and breakfast after someone's mom and keeping it open 24 7 is the classiest way to make a promiscuity joke since cursive was invented. "Open 24 7" is doing felony level work behind that wholesome font. The Details: Distressed white hand lettered script reads "Your Mom's" above a vintage 1950s style line art illustration of a smiling woman with curled hair beside a steaming coffee cup on a saucer. Weathered white serif text reads "Bed &