Schmitts Gay Beer - Unisex Hoodie farts Ninjas spent centuries perfecting the

Ninjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare

a gathering place rooted in the postwar bowling boom of the 1950s

Arched golden-yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden-yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle

A white stick figure in a wide stance aims a cleaning wand emitting a large white steam cloud

flanked by red and blue stars

Schmitts Gay Beer - Unisex Hoodie farts Ninjas spent centuries perfecting theSchmitts Gay Beer. A throwback tribute to the classic snl sketch. Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex hoodie (hooded sweatshirt). We print & ship all of our high quality graphic hoodies in the USA.